Regretsville is a sad little town on the other side of New Year’s Eve. It’s a downbeat kind of place where the consequences of the festive season catch up with you and follow you around holding full-length mirrors.
As if the reminder of cheeses past isn’t enough to scare you back into propriety, there’s also the lethargy, the grumpiness and the general feeling that life is tolerable; not beautiful.
The good news is that with a little help from Alkaline Spa, you shake off the back-to-work funk and could spend the rest of summer looking immortal.
Try out the Far Infrared Sauna, a UV-free private room where your body will sweat 7-10 times more than in a regular sauna at temperatures that are 60 – 80% lower due to the infrared heat.
If you like a bit of fancy footwork, give the Ionic Foot Cleanse a go. With your feet in a warm bath, positively and negatively charged ions will be zapped through the water to draw out toxins.
Try a session of Endermologie if you want to bust your wobbly bits with a handheld machine that gently lifts and rolls the connective tissue, freeing up blocked circulation and draining your lymph nodes.
It’s your ticket to stay in Summersville.
Endermologie – $130 for a single session or $1,750 for the course of 15 (includes naturopathic testing)
Ion Cleanse & Detox Sauna – $42 each or buy five of either and get the sixth free
Shop 7, 91 Macleay Street, Potts Point 2011
T: (02) 9332 2500
Open 7 days