Do you have a secret burlesque name? Could it be Rosie Gardens? And your back-up dancers go by the name of Kinky Hos? Perhaps your best friend’s stage name is Sandy Castles and her schtick is frilly bikinis, beach umbrellas and strategically placed clamshells.
If you’re looking to embrace your inner Dita Von Teese, go exploring on Pretty Dirty Things online. It’s your one-stop lingerie shop for all things naughty and nice.
Think gingham frills, polka-dot mesh, bodysuits, suspender belts and stay-ups. And with brands by the name of Yes Master!, there’s no shortage of inspiration.
Forget all the same-olds you see in chain stores (yawn), Dirty Pretty Things is the real deal. They stock size 8 bras in A – DD, offer an excellent range of stockings with back seams and have a sneaky section for extra naughty items including French-inspired Versailles pasties for nipple twirling and the kinda adult toys that are battery operated <wink>.
Whether you’re into Glee for grown-ups, musicals with happy endings or simply like your underpants with a side of cheek, you’re going to fall in love with this site.